May it never be said she¡Ã‚¯s knockin¡Ã‚¯ them dead
But is there a fame, it¡Ã‚¯s such a cryin¡Ã‚¯ shame what they¡Ã‚¯re sayin¡Ã‚¯
It¡Ã‚¯s more than a game that they¡Ã‚¯re playin¡Ã‚¯
At the start as we all should know
That she¡Ã‚¯s some kind of sleaze, that¡Ã‚¯s a social disease
Shut up, shut up

Don¡Ã‚¯t tell me that my best friend¡Ã‚¯s a menace
She might wind up in a book written by Guinness
It¡Ã‚¯s all right with me, if she wants to be
As loony as the day she was born
Shut up, shut up

Call her name in the air and she¡Ã‚¯ll soon be there
If you want her to be
Round me a bend and I¡Ã‚¯m needin¡Ã‚¯ a friend she comes to me

The story book lies, there¡Ã‚¯s stars in her eyes
She¡Ã‚¯s one of a kind and I sure am glad that I met her
I couldn¡Ã‚¯t have found one much better
But there¡Ã‚¯s something we all should know
She¡Ã‚¯s a kind of a gnu that belongs in a zoo
Shut up, shut up

Don¡Ã‚¯t tell me that my best friends like Alice
Who might wind up in a looking-glass palace
It¡Ã‚¯s all right with me, if she wants to be
As naughty as the day she was born
Shut up, shut up

Call her name in the air and she¡Ã‚¯ll soon be there
If you want her to be
Round me a bend and I¡Ã‚¯m needin¡Ã‚¯ a friend she comes to me

Don¡Ã‚¯t tell me that my best friend¡Ã‚¯s a menace
She might wind up in a book written by Guinness
It¡Ã‚¯s all right with me, if she longs to be
As nutty as the day she was born
Shut up, shut up

Call her name in the air and she¡Ã‚¯ll soon be there
If you want her to be
Round me a bend and I¡Ã‚¯m needin¡Ã‚¯ a friend she comes to me 

Shut up, shut up